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Here is another zany comical news desk sketch I wrote for UK satire TV back in 1977...
This is one about Princess Charles ...The Queen's joke
shop eared son!
And now for some more news on the royal family....
Today Prince Charles the Queen's joke shop eared buffoon
of a son, was again up to more of his
juvenile delinquent tricks.... this
time he was caught stealing tree's from
the gardens of residents local to his
Highgrove Estate near Tetbury, UK,
he was caught red handed dragging a
chestnut tree out of the garden of Mr
Alfred Sticklebank in Sherwood Road,
by angry police who were called to the
scene by several angry residents, all
of whom had tree's stolen from their
garden by Prince Charles, the said trees
were all loaded onto a pick up truck
which had also been stolen by Prince
Charles earlier.
Earlier, residents
had seen Prince Charles talking to the
tree's he subsequently stole from residents
gardens, and he was reported to have
hugged 3 of them as if they were people,
some believe he was mistaking them for
humans, as he appeared to embrace them
as if they were real people.
Prince Charles
was dragged handcuffed into a police
van, and taken away amidst jeering and
angry residents.
Later in Tetbury
Magistrates Courts Prince Charles was
sentanced to serve 30 years in Brampton
Psychiatric Hospital as it was clear
that Prince Charles was mentally ill,
with an advanced form of dementia and
delusions, after he told the court that
he had fallen deeply in love with the
tree's he had stolen and felt that they
needed a serious talking to about how
he felt about them, which was difficult
to do when they were in other people's
gardens, so he felt the need to remove
them and take them to his home at Highgrove
House, where they would he felt be less
lonely and unloved, since he was able
to give them a better move valued life
in the grounds of his mansion.
Prince Charles
was lead down to the cells of the court
with glazed eyes looking as if he was
in a trance. He was also fined £3,000,000
for damages to the local residents gardens,
and the owner of the stolen pick up
truck, and a further £2,000 for setting
a bad example to tree thieves everywhere.
His dole money has been suspended indefinately
to pay off the fines imposed upon him.
The public outside
the courts cheered as they heard that
Prince Charles will be detained at his
mother's pleasure and therefore unable
to steal anymore tree's from their gardens.
And now for the weather news....
Tonight there will be fog and chilly temperatures over the cell in Brampton
Psychiatric Hospital in which Prince Charles is being detained,
but the rest of the country will have a mild warm night.
Tomorrow it will snow and blizzards over the cell in Brampton Psychiatric
Hospital in which Prince Charles is being detained, but the rest
of the country will have fabulously warm sunshine and the highest of
summer temperatures!
That is all for tonight.
Goodnight! Written By Kaz Stevens
Copyright Kaz Stevens 1977. |
