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Mr & Mrs Twee fancied a dip in the sea,
A sight for sore eyes for all to see,
Was heading for the local sea front,
But who was the first to bear the brunt?!
Mrs Twee found a nice shaded spot,
Just as well, she was hardly 'hot'!
A bikini was not Mrs Twee's style,
Her swimsuit in fact, was utterly bile!
Out came the suntan lotion,
But o'h dear ...what a commotion,
When a small child grabbed it first,
And with some force made a huge squirt....
Mrs Twee was caked in the goooh,
"Shoe, shoe, shoe"!
Cried Mrs Twee!
Her face like thunder, she was so angry.
Mr Twee reached for a towel,
Anything to silence her awful growl,
But a puppy dog snatched the towel from Mr Twee,
And ran away along the beach.....
The Twee's could not catch the dog,
The chase down the beach to hard a slog,
Clean out of breath the Twee's were left,
Mrs Twee mortified and bereft!
Back at their now nightmarish shady spot,
They were faced with another nasty shock...
Had someone stolen Mrs Twee's bag...surely not?!
O'h and also, her nice new frock!
Mrs Twee looked an unsightly sight,
Covered in suntan lotion and dripping in sweat,
Her wet swim suit was stuck to her, what a fright...
She was giving spectators to her regret.....
Some children thought Mrs Twee was a clown,
Abd commenced to pelting her with their ice cream,
Mrs Twee was now sproting a very angry frown,
Whilst Mr Twee upon the children, let off steam!
The children threw sand at the Twee's,
As they headed for a cleansing wash in the sea,
But the waves proved a tad too fierce,
And they swept the Twee's too far out with force....
The life guards had their work cut out,
Battling to bring the Twee;s back ashore,
But in the struggle Mrs Twee's swimsuit,
Had got badly ripped, spectators got to see a lot more....
More of the formidable and lumpy, Mrs Twee,
Perhaps too much, of Mrs Twee!
So much so, that a nearby off duty policeman,
Radioed in for colleagues to bring the van...
Mrs Twee got carted off the beach,
In a state of shock now void of speech!
How could she ever live this down?
She was to become, the talk of the town!
Mr Twee could not believe their plight,
'Beam me up Scottie' he wanted to take flight!
Mocked and scoffed at, what a disgrace,
From a trip to the beach to saving face!
Why did their beach trip have to land them in court?!
Nothing ever goes right for Mr & Mrs Twee,
Peace of mind cannotbe bought,
Perhaps being so 'twee' just isn't the way to be!?
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Copyright:
Kazytc 2008
By
Kazytc
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