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Mrs
Twee dreamed of a trip on the QE2,
So
the cruise got booked by husband true!
They
arrived late and had to fly, to meet
the boat,
Amused
people came to watch her ire, and gloat!
Little
did they know it would be a disaster,
And
wishing it would all be over much faster!
They
boarded the cruise ship in glad rags,
Someone
to carry her many cases and bags.
Mr
Twee wondered how, he would endure,
Another
holiday with his Mrs, the bore!
To
liven up the cruise, but to her utter
distdain
Her
wayward and poor relations are aboard,
what a pain!
There
is no avoiding them anywhere on board,
Her
posh pretence is very soon floored!
Mr
Twee more down-to-earth,
Thinks
its funny o'h such mirth!
Mrs
Twee wants an invite, to the captains
table,
But
none was forthcoming, he thought her
unstable.
Their
cabin was nice, but ever so twee,
The
duvet was pretty, and so frilly!
Dressed
up like dogs dinners, they dine,
Mrs
Twee acting snooty, but he was fine!
She
wanted to be seen, as cruise top dog,
So
she took the limelight, like a hog.
On
the deck dressed in their new shell-suits,
Mrs
& Mrs Twee raise laughter, oh what
hoots!
Shell
suits donned, determined to look a duck,
They
walk the deck, my they got pluck!
After
dinner is time to dance,
Mrs
Twee with fussy stance.
Mr
Twee crushes her feet,
Stomping
all over them, very neat.
They
sit and watch the cabaret,
The
clown invites her up to play.
Shrivelling
into her shell of disdain,
She
cannot show her face again.
Made
to look a fool aboard the ship
With
her poor relations giving her jip.
The
waiter spills hot soup all over her
frock,
The
other passengers sit and mock.
Her
food and drink then made her sick,
A
stray fish-bone gave her throat a prick.
An
automatic sliding door slams shut,
Rips
her coat and ruins the cut!
Mrs
Twee cringed all through the cruise,
Mr
Twee endured her wrath plus bruise.
Mrs
Twee's nightmare ended with disembarkation,
Anything
to escape of the ongoing humiliation.
No
more will Mrs Twee sail the seas,
The
embarrassment bought her to her knees.
Mr
& Mrs Twee had a disastrous cruise
trip,
Future
cruises they will surely skip!
So
much for the QE2,
Will
the Twee's sue?
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Copyright:
Kazytc 2008
By
Kazytc
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