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Mr
& Mrs Twee today did decide,
Set
out for a ride in the countryside,
Mrs
Twee as always dressed up to the nines,
Mr
Twee made to dress up in her forced
lines.
The
countryside views a breath of fresh
air,
Until
they hit a bump which unsettled the
pair,
Mrs
Twee's new hat hit the roof of the car,
It
flattened it so bad it messed her hair.
Mrs
Twee was far from amused,
And
naturally, Mr Twee was accused,
His
fault her hat was squashed,
O'h
dear did she get crossed!
They
decided a cup of tea was in order,
But
there was no where for them to pull
over,
Mr
Twee suggested she pour half a cup from
a flask,
Soon
he was to wish he had never asked!
For
the half a cup of scolding hot tea,
Mrs
Twee poured for herself you see,
Was
soon the end up all over her new frock,
As
the car came to a sudden stop....
A
cow decided to cross the road,
Mr
Twee the handbrake grabbed a hold,
Consequentially,
this did scold,
Mrs
Twee now boiling mad it showed.
Mrs
Twee was covered in tea,
Her
hat all bashed in hair a mess,
Now
ranting and raving cow she did cuss,
Mr
Twee all sheepish to a T!
Mrs
Twee needed to get cleaned up,
So
they found a place to stop,
But
as she was standing wiping her coat,
Along
came a frisky billy goat.....
The
goat commenced to sniffing her bottom,
Disgusted
she turned with a start and filthy look,
But
as she did, stepped in some cow muck,
Her
new shoes were filthy and smelt rotten!
By
now Mrs Twee was even more mad,
Mr
Twee struggling to contain his amusement,
The
mess was just too much to be had,
And
her anger on poor Mr Twee did she vent.
Mr
Twee tried to help clean up her mess,
Desperately
trying to wipe tea off her dress,
He
cleaned the cow muck off her shoes,
Then
another disaster ensues....
A
raging bull was coming toward them fast,
Into
their car so fast they dashed,
But
Mrs Twee's red coat ripped on a fence,
The
bull saw red and she had no defense....
The
bull was also a frisky one at that,
It
rammed its horns at the car on her side,
The
car window open its horns ripped through
her hat,
And
slobbered all over her shoulder and
her seat's side!
Mrs
Twee not thinking got out of the car,
To
tell the bull off for the damage it
had done,
The
bull saw her new red coat as a goad
for sure,
And
horned her along the road for a mile
or more!
Mr
Twee at a loss sat and watched,
A
ring side seat so amusing and horrifying
to see,
For
poor old wife one Mrs Twee,
Was
just not having a good day out, in the
country!
Mrs
Twee was so traumatized she needed sedatives,
More
so as she was seen en route home by
relatives,
They
had never seen her looking such a mess,
How
could she keep face never without smart
dress?
To
be seen in a filthy dress, coat and
shoes,
Hair
a mess and hat bashed in,
A
country ride out a nightmare - it shows,
For
Mrs Twee's new attire had to go into
the bin!
They
will now think twice about a country
drive,
Who
knows in what state they might both
arrive,
The
bumpy roads and frisky cattle,
And
Mrs Twee too much of a battle!
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Copyright:
Kazytc 2008
By
Kazytc
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