The Write Your Will Out At The Counter Brigade

 

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Dedicated to those  who don't like being kept waiting when shopping!

 

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Stuck in a queue, waiting to pay in a shop,

The Write Your Will out at the Counter Brigade,

Has you on the hop,

Making you stand and wait all day,

Whilst it takes them 3 weeks to dip in purse, and pay,

Maybe they will pay by credit card,

Or Maybe even a cheque,

But they keep you waiting forever,

They are the shoppers real pain in the neck,

The Write Your Will out at the Counter Brigade,

They never in a million years got all paid,

Gossiping for the world and its mate,

Yeah they sure love to make you wait,

They fumble in their pockets and bags,

Very soon you will lose your rag,

They try the patience of a saint,

In the heat of the shop you want to faint,

They forever hold up shopping queues,

Can't find my money, their usual excuse,

The Write Your Will out at the Counter Brigade,

They got nuisance shopping very much made,

Often they do it to wind you up,

Take all day in just one shop,

One day they will meet themselves coming back,

Fumbling forever in cap and mac,

They are the shoppers you never want to meet,

Zap your time, no mean feat,

The Write Your Will out at the Counter Brigade

Will hold you up all day, stamp on your feet,

So all you do is try to avoid,

The Write Your Will out at the Counter Brigade.

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Copyright: Kazytc 2005

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Author's comments:

 

Have you ever got fed up of having to stand there for 3 hours in a shop whilst some nuisance shopper takes all week to pay and thinks you haven't got anything better to do than wait for them? ...Yeah? ....Well this is a poem about those irritants who do just that!

No offence meant!

 

 

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